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I'm not very good at this.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1639 by VertigoMonster on January 27, 2010 at 1:05am

 
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That's it; pretend that you're in gym class.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1600 by VertigoMonster on January 24, 2010 at 3:51am

 
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It was weird; the more that you talked about being alone, the bigger that thing got.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1596 by VertigoMonster on January 24, 2010 at 3:30am

 
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Try to make it quick and relatively painful.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1597 by VertigoMonster on January 24, 2010 at 2:53am

 
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Do you mind? I'm starting to get numb back there.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1598 by VertigoMonster on January 24, 2010 at 2:52am

 



 
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If I knew that we were going to go riding like this, I would have worn long pants.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1599 by VertigoMonster on January 24, 2010 at 2:39am

 
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Is anyone else coming in here?


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1595 by VertigoMonster on January 23, 2010 at 10:13pm

 
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It's too deep for someone that I don't know.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1591 by VertigoMonster on January 23, 2010 at 12:32am

 
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I know it's kind of tight, but I don't see any reason why it wouldn't work. I'm just trying to situate you.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1573 by VertigoMonster on January 21, 2010 at 12:29pm

 
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Because my pants will fall down if I put this in here.


 

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That's What She Said Joke # 1575 by VertigoMonster on January 21, 2010 at 12:04pm